Pain and Pleasure in Portland

Fri, 18 May 2007 16:54:49 GMT

Your Score: Katharine Hepburn

You scored 21% grit, 19% wit, 52% flair, and 23% class!

You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.

Link: The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:05:27 GMT

a puzzle I made of a pic of Daniel Radcliffe (Harry potter) in his role in the play "Equus"

that boy is some kind of hottness!

http://two.flash-gear.com/npuz/puz.php?c=v&id=1576441&k=43866842

Weaver don't feel good...

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:41:13 GMT

just to clarify what is wrong with me,I have an enlarged heart,bad liver and some lung problems dealing with the big heart (lungs clear though)...the heart thing is probably due to a malfunctioning heart valve that I have had for most of my life...looks like I might be heading to heart valve surgery...but the DR is still doing tests (and tests) to further isolate what is wrong. there is also the possibility that I have a liver growth (my grandfather had cancer on his)
this is why I have been in just weak health...tiredness is the biggest side effect and the excex sweating may be part of it.
it started after my cancer surgery,which can make a small health problem often come to the surface.

any enrgy sent,prayers rendered or help at home would be a lovely thing.
thank you all for your continued love and support.
loves,
Weaver

cross posted to Tribe

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:23:52 GMT

I AM FOREVER walking upon these shores,
Betwixt the sand and the foam,
The high tide will erase my foot-prints,
And the wind will blow away the foam.
But the sea and the shore will remain
Forever.

kahlil gibran 1926

what gun am I

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 21:46:41 GMT

what weapon are you
created by treflip

Your Results:
g-36
G-36... your organized never gonna be caught and bust alotta heads on the way

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Music Shuffles

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:29:39 GMT

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

OPENING CREDITS: Mr Self Destruct---Nine Inch Nails

WAKING UP: Lullaby---the Cure

FALLING IN LOVE SONG: New Directions---Sugar Ray (lololol stupid sugar ray death metal hehehehe)

FIGHT SONG: Social Enemies---Orgy

BREAKING UP: Trinity Blood Theme

LIFE IS GOOD: Push it---Static X

MENTAL BREAKDOWN: Testify---Rage Against the Machine

DRIVING: Asterick---Orange Range (Bleach Theme)

GOING TO SLEEP: Relating to a Psychpath---Macy Gray

(thanx Lysander...this was fun)

descriptive of collective nature phrases

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:56:54 GMT

Type your cut contents here.

AQUATIC CREATURES

a shoal of bass
a bed of clams
a congregation of crocodiles
a float of crocodiles
a pod of dolphins
a swarm of eels
a catch of fish
a draught of fish
a haul of fish
a run of fish
a school of fish
a scale of fish
a shoal of fish
a drift of fishes
an army of frogs
a colony of frogs
a knot of frogs
a glint of goldfish
a shoal of herrings
a smack of jellyfish
a bevy of otters
a family of otters
a raft of otters
a romp of otters
a bed of oysters
a shoal of pilchards
a pod of porpoises
a school of porpoises
a run of salmon
a school of salmon
a shoal of salmon
a bob of seals
a crash of seals
a harem of seals
a herd of seals
a pod of seals
a rookery of seals
a spring of seals
a team of seals
a school of sharks
a shiver of sharks
a knot of toads
a hover of trout
a bale of turtles
a dole of turtles
a Cete of whales
a gam of whales
a herd of whales
a pod of whales
a school of whales

LIVESTOCK

a drove of cattle
a herd of cattle
a team of cattle
a yoke of cattle
a brood of chickens
a flock of chickens
a peep of chickens
a brood of chicks
a chattering of chicks
a clutch of chicks
a rag of colts
a rake of colts
a drove of donkeys (or asses)
a herd of donkeys (or asses)
a pace of donkeys (or asses)
a drove of goats
a herd of goats
a tribe of goats
a trip of goats
a brood of hens
a drift of hogs
a parcel of hogs
a passel of hogs
a harras of horses
a herd of horses
a stable of horses
a team of horses
a troop of horses
a stud of mares
a barren of mules
a harem of mules
a pack of mules
a span of mules
a rake of mules
a drove of oxen
a herd of oxen
a team of oxen
a yoke of oxen
a drove of pigs
a farrow of pigs
a herd of pigs
a litter of pigs
a sounder of pigs
a string of ponies
a down of sheep
a drove of sheep
a flock of sheep
a fold of sheep
a hurtle of sheep
a trip of sheep
a drift of swine
a sounder of swine

MAMMALS

a herd of antelope
a shrewdness of apes
a flange of baboons
a tribe of baboons
a pack of bears
a sleuth of bears
a sloth of bears
a colony of beavers
a lodge of beavers
a herd of boars
a singular of boars
a sounder of boars
a brace of bucks
a clash of bucks
a herd of buffalo
a flock of camels
a clowder of cats
a clutter of cats
a destruction of cats
a dour of cats
a glaring of cats
a kindle of cats/kittens
a litter of cats/kittens
a nuisance of cats
a pounce of cats
a herd of chamois
a cartload of chimpanzees
a herd of chinchillas
a band of coyotes
a bevy of deer
a herd of deer
a leash of deer
a parcel of deer
a kennel of dogs
a pack of dogs
a litter of dogs
a herd of elephants
a memory of elephants
a parade of elephants
a gang of elk
a herd of elk
a mob of emus
a business of ferrets
a cast of ferrets
a lead of foxes
a leash of foxes
a skulk of foxes
a horde of gerbils
a corps of giraffes
a herd of giraffes
a tower of giraffes
a band of gorillas
a herd of gnus
an implausibility of gnus
a brace of greyhounds
a leash of greyhounds
a group of guinea pigs
a horde of hamsters
a down of hares
a drove of hares
a herd of hares
a husk of hares
a leash of hares
a trace of hares
a trip of hares
a warren of hares
an array of hedgehogs
a prickle of hedgehogs
a bloat of hippopotami
a crash of hippopotami
a herd of hippopotami
a cry of hounds
a mute of hounds
a pack of hounds
a choir of hyenas
a clan of hyenas
a herd of kangaroos
a mob of kangaroos
a troop of kangaroos
a kindle of kittens
a leap of leopards
a pride of lions
a sault of lions
a sawt of lions
a sowse of lions
a troop of lions
a herd of llamas
a horde of mice
a mischief of mice
a nest of mice
a company of moles
a labor of moles
a movement of moles
a cartload of monkeys
a tribe of monkeys
a troop of monkeys
a troupe of monkeys
a herd of moose
a passel of opossum (or possum)
a chine of polecats
a coterie of prairie dogs
a litter of pups
a bury of rabbits
a colony of rabbits
a down of rabbits
a drove of rabbits
a husk of rabbits
a leash of rabbits
a nest of rabbits
a trace of rabbits
a trip of rabbits
a warren of rabbits
a wrack of rabbits
a gaze of raccoons
a nursery of raccoons
a colony of rats
a horde of rats
a mischief of rats
a pack of rats
a plague of rats
a swarm of rats
a crash of rhinoceri
a crash of rhinoceroses
a bevy of roes
a bevy of roebucks
a dray of squirrels
a scurry of squirrels
an ambush of tigers
a mob of wallabies
a herd of walruses
a pod of walruses
a gam of weasels
a pack of weasels
a sneak of weasels
a litter of whelps
a herd of wolves
a pack of wolves
a rout of wolves
a route of wolves
a warren of wombats
a herd of yaks
herd of zebras
zeal of zebras

NON-MAMMALS

an army of ants
a colony of ants
a swarm of ants
a culture of bacteria
a flight of bees
a grist of bees
a hive of bees
a swarm of bees
a rabble of butterflies
a swarm of butterflies
an army of caterpillars
a quiver of cobras
a flight of dragons
a wing of dragons
a clutch of eggs
a swarm of flies
a cloud of gnats
a horde of gnats
a swarm of gnats
a nest of hornets
a lounge of lizards
a plague of locusts
a rhumba of rattlesnakes
a bed of snakes
a den of snakes
a nest of snakes
a pit of snakes
a generation of vipers
a nest of vipers
a pit of vipers

PEOPLE

a cry of actors
a tabernacle of bakers
a thought of barons
a bevy of beauties
a fighting of beggars
a blush of boys
a rascal of boys
a passel of brats
a feast of brewers
a goring of butchers
a draught of butlers
a slate of candidates
a dignity of canons
a cluster of churls
a school of clerics
an unease of compromises
a temperance of cooks
a galaxy of cosmologists
an intrigue of council members
an incredibility of cuckolds
a charge of curates
a smear of curriers
a cowardice of curs
a squat of daubers
a doctrine of doctors
a grid of engineers
an exaggeration of fishermen
a scull of friars
a herd of harlots
a melody of harpers
an observance of hermits
a blast of hunters
a multiply of husbands
a sentence of judges
a damning of jurors
a rout of knights
a bevy of ladies
an eloquence of lawyers
a stack of librarians
an example of martyrs
a set of mathematicians
a richness of matrons
a host of men
a faith of merchants
a cloud of meteorologists
a shower of meteorologists
an abominable sight of monks
a superfluity of nuns
a mass of oncologists
a laughter of ostlers
a malapertness of peddlers
a congregation of people
a field of physicists
a poverty of pipers
a cry of players
a converting of preachers
a pontification of prelates
a safeguard of porters
a discretion of priests
a state of princes
a complex of psychologists
a radiance of radiographers
a disworship of scots
a obeisance of servants
a credence of sewers
a host of soldiers
a troop of soldiers
a bleach of souters
a provision of stewards
an untruth of sumners
a disguising of tailors
a showing of tailors
a glossing of taverners
a thrave of threshers
a piddling of tinkers
a seat of ushers
a prudence of vicaries
a gaggle of women
a worship of writers
a fellowship of yeomen

BIRDS

a congregation of birds
a dissimulation of birds
a flight of birds
a flock of birds
a volery of birds
a sedge of bitterns
a siege of bitterns
a chain of bobolinks
a flock of bustards
a conclave of cardinals
a brood of chickens
a flock of chickens
a peep of chickens
a brood of chicks
a chattering of chicks
a clutch of chicks
a chattering of choughs
a clattering of choughs
a cover of coots
a covert of coots
a raft of coots
a flight of cormorants
a herd of cranes
a sedge of cranes
a hover of crows
a murder of crows
a storytelling of crows
a herd of curlews
a trip of dotterel
a cote of doves
a dole of doves
a flight of doves
a piteousness of doves
a pitying of doves
a prettying of doves
a battling of ducks
a brace of ducks
a flush of ducks
a paddling of ducks
a plump of ducks
a raft of ducks
a team of ducks
a fling of dunlin
an aerie of eagles
a convocation of eagles
a cast of falcons
a charm of finches
a trembling of finches
a trimming of finches
a flamboyance of flamingos
a company of gannets
a flock of geese
a gaggle of geese
a nide of geese
a skien of geese
a wedge of geese
a charm of goldfinches
a chattering of goldfinches
a drum of goldfinches
a troubling of goldfinches
a flight of goshawks
a skein of goslings
a brace of grouse
a brood of grouse
a covey of grouse
a pack of grouse
a bazaar of guillemots
a colony of gulls
a flotilla of gulls
a pack of gulls
an aerie of hawks
a cast of hawks
a kettle of hawks
a leash of hawks
a brood of hens
a hedge of herons
a sedge of herons
a siege of herons
a charm of hummingbirds
a chattering of hummingbirds
a drum of hummingbirds
a shimmer of hummingbirds
a troubling of hummingbirds
a band of jays
a party of jays
a scold of jays
a circus of kea
a conspiracy of kea
a concentration of kingfishers
a deceit of lapwings
a desert of lapwings
an ascension of larks
a bevy of larks
an exaltation of larks
an exalting of larks
a tiding of magpies
a tittering of magpies
a flush of mallards
a puddling of mallards
a sword of mallards
a richness of martens (or martins)
a match of nightingales
a watch of nightingales
a pitch of orioles
a pride of ostriches
a parliament of owls
a stare of owls
a company of parrots
a flock of parrots
a covey of partridges
a muster of peacocks
an ostentation of peacocks
a pride of peacocks
a colony of penguins
a rookery of penguins
a waddle of penguins
a bouquet of pheasants
a brood of pheasants
a covey of pheasants
a muster of pheasants
a nye of pheasants
a flight of pigeons
a flock of pigeons
a congregation of plovers
a leash of plovers
a wing of plovers
a run of poultry
a covey of ptarmigans
a bevy of quail
a covey of quail
a conspiracy of ravens
a storytelling of ravens
an unkindness of ravens
a building of rooks
a clamor of rooks
a parish of rooks
a parliament or rooks
a storytelling of rooks
a hill of ruffs
a concourse of sea birds
a wreck of sea birds
a cloud of seafowl
a squabble of seagulls
a dopping of sheldrakes
a doading of sheldrakes
a walk of snipe
a wisp of snipe
a host of sparrows
a quarrel of sparrows
a tribe of sparrows
a murmuration of starlings
a muster of storks
a mustering of storks
a flight of swallows
a bank of swans
a bevy of swans
a drift of swans
a game of swans
a herd of swans
a squadron of swans
a wedge of swans
a whiteness of swans
a flock of swifts
a coil of teals
a knob of teals
a raft of teals
a spring of teals
a mutation of thrushes
a brood of turkeys
a dole of turkeys
a dule of turkeys
a flock of turkeys
a mob of turkeys
a muster of turkeys
a raffle of turkeys
a raft of turkeys
a rafter of turkeys
a pitying of turtledoves
a colony of vultures
a wake of vultures
a plump of waterfowl
a bunch of widgeon
a coil of widgeon
a company of widgeon
a knob of widgeon
a plump of wildfowl
a trip of wildfowl
a covey of woodcocks
a fall of woodcocks
a plump of woodcocks
a descent of woodpeckers
a herd of wrens

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:54:50 GMT

I was bored and decided to see what the web has to say about me...very funny...
the top hit on stragoiriah1 was my yahoo launchcast music station (Oh My Goth!) in Italian no less...I am highly amused by this...to think that some tragics Goths in Italy like my mix :)
here's the link ...hehehehe
http://it.music.yahoo.com/launchcast/station.asp?u=1622704750

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 23:40:59 GMT

Your results:
You are Dark Phoenix

Dark Phoenix		99%
Poison Ivy		91%
Venom		88%
Magneto		88%
Apocalypse		84%
Mystique		80%
The Joker		78%
Mr. Freeze		77%
Juggernaut		72%
Dr. Doom		72%
Catwoman		69%
Riddler		64%
Two-Face		60%
Lex Luthor		59%
Kingpin		50%
Green Goblin		48%

A prime example of emotional extremes: Passion and fury incarnate.

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:39:22 GMT

Anime :: Full Metal Alchemist; Hagane no Renkinjutsushi :: Ashita e no Basho

Ashita e no Basho

from HAGAREN SONG FILE -EDWARD ELRIC-
words: Saiko Kawamura

music & arrangement: Kosuke Morimoto

vocal: Romi Paku

Kagayaku sekai ga kono te ni afure
Kagirinai toki wo daite
Boku wa susundeku

Tooku kara kaze ga fuite
Nagareru kumo wo miageteru
Furikaeru nante dekinai

Kioku no naka no nukumori
Fuan ni makesou na kokoro
Nugisutete mata aruiteku

Hontou wa tomadoi nagara
Nani ka wo sagashi-tsuzuketa
Yoake wa kanarazu
Yattekuru kara

Doko ka de kikoeteru koe ga
Tooku michishirube no you sa
Narihibiku kodou ga mezamete
Motometeru yo

Mada minu ashita wo machi-tsuzukeru
Tsumetai kaze nanka ja
Boku wo tomerarenai

Kagayaku sekai ga kono te ni afure
Kagirinai toki wo daite
Boku wa susundeku

Utsuriyuku toki wa sugite
Umareta machi no kaze no oto
Mimi wo sumashite mo kikoenai

Dare no mune ni mo nemutteru
Jounetsu no hi wo kesanaide
Moetsukiru made wa aruiteku

Hontou wa samayoi nagara
Nani ka wo nakushi-tsuzuketa
Yoake wo tashika ni
Shinjiteita

Moshi mo ikitsuita basho ga
Motometa mono to chigatte mo
Mata hajime kara yarinaosu sa
Tsukameru made

Ryoute wo kazashite koboretekuru
Kasuka na hikari dake ga
Bokura mezasu basho

Mada minu ashita wo machi-tsuzukeru
Tsumetai kaze nanka ja
Boku wo tomerarenai

Kagayaku sekai ga kono te ni afure
Kagirinai toki wo daite
Boku wa susundeku

Ryoute wo kazashite koboretekuru
Kasuka na hikari dake ga
Bokura mezasu basho

Ryoute wo hirogete uketomeru......

The shining world overflows in my hands
Embracing the limitless time
I move forward

The wind blows from faraway
I'm looking up at the drifting clouds
I can't turn back

The warmth in my memories
My heart that seems to lose to anxiety
I'll cast them off and walk again

The truth is while I was perplexed
I kept on searching for something
Because the daybreak
Is bound to come

The voice that I hear somewhere
Is distant, like a guidepost
My echoing heartbeats are waking
And seeking

I'll keep on waiting for the tomorrow still unseen
The cold wind and such
Can't stop me

The shining world overflows in my hands
Embracing the limitless time
I move forward

The changing times pass by
The sound of the born wind in towns
Even if I listen closely, I can't hear it

It's sleeping in anyone's chest
Without erasing the flames of passion
I'll walk until they burn out

The truth is while I was lost
I kept on losing something
I definitely believed
In the daybreak

Even if the place that I ended up at
Was different from what I sought for
I'll start over again from the beginning
Until I can grasp it

I raise my hands, and only the faint light
That spills over them
Is the place that we aim to

I'll keep on waiting for the tomorrow still unseen
The cold wind and such
Can't stop me

The shining world overflows in my hands
Embracing the limitless time
I move forward....

new years resolutions...hehehehe

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:05:28 GMT

In 2007, mistress_weaver resolves to...

Eat more masochists.
Tell my family about freaks.
Find a better bdsm.
Lose ten tattoos by March.
Drink four glasses of fnord every day.
Volunteer to spend time with graves.

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:42:50 GMT

On the twelfth day of Christmas, bladesnneedles sent to me...

Twelve crypts drumming

Eleven cuts piping

Ten bloodsports a-leaping

Nine blades dancing

Eight vampires a-branding

Seven cemataries a-piercing

Six needles a-cutting

Five bla-a-a-ack clothes

Four straight razors

Three gas masks

Two goth girls

...and a scarification in a tragety.

HEHEHEHEHEHE

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:35:42 GMT

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mistress_Weaver sent to me...

Twelve submissives hellsing

Eleven tattoos piercing

Ten crypts a-branding

Nine books bleeding

Eight wendigos a-flogging

Seven cemeteries a-kissing

Six razorblades a-costuming

Five bla-a-a-ack clothes

Four tortured souls

Three goth boys

Two lost souls

...and a gothic in an abstract photography.

Hope abides

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:12:11 GMT

Hope abides; therefore I abide.
Countless frustrations have not cowed me.
I am still alive, vibrant with life.
The black cloud will disappear,
The morning sun will appear once again
In all its supernal glory.

- Sri Chinmoy

Kali-Ma's Double-Edged Sword

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:32:06 GMT

the world is all hard edges
sharp pains of sound,light and touch
I huddle...sweating and shaking
cravings so hard as to consume me

my heart is grabbed hard
pulled up into my throat
and slammed down into my bowels
then the terrifying flutter of panic induced palpitations

pain is everywhere
no part of my physical exhistance is spared
aching intensely
skin a mass of wiggly,creepy flesh
sharper pains in the joints
stronger in my old wounds

relief would be simple
$10
swallow,smoke or prick
but it must end now
hurting my family
hurting myself
lie,cheat and steal

Kali-Ma's double edged sword
if yer gonna play,ya gotta pay
I broke the rules
5 days on...1 day off

so here I twitch
punishment for not following the rules
discomfort eased by the kindness and love of family
soft comforts in the harshness of reality
my every basic need and desire taken care of
surrounded by the light touch of fur
hearing the reassuring purr
sweet licks of a loving tongue
lifemate by my side
waiting for the eternal days and nights to end

two lumps...hysterical beyond belief

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:47:47 GMT

http://twolumps.net/d/20060927.html

http://twolumps.net/d/20061002.html

http://twolumps.net/d/20061020.html

http://twolumps.net/d/20061030.html

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:58:22 GMT

You Are Scary

You even scare scary people sometimes!

from my Grandmother's books...now in my collection

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:56:47 GMT

The Ballad of the Clampherdown

It was our war-ship Clampherdown
Would sweep the Channel clean,
Wherefore she kept her hatches close
When the merry Channel chops arose,
To save the bleached marine.

She had one bow-gun of a hundred ton
And a great stern-gun beside.
They dipped their noses deep in the sea,
They racked their stays and stanchions free
In the wash of the wind-whipped tide.

It was our war-ship Clampherdown,
Fell in with a cruiser light
That carried the dainty Hotchkiss gun
And a pair of heels wherewith to run
From the grip of a close-fought fight.

She opened fire at seven miles --
As ye shoot at a bobbing cork --
And once she fired and twice she fired,
Till the bow-gun dropped like a lily tired
That lolls upon the stalk.

"Captain, the bow-gun melts apace,
The deck-beams break below,
'Twere well to rest for an hour or twain,
And botch the shattered plates again."
And he answered, "Make it so."

She opened fire within the mile --
As ye shoot at the flying duck --
And the great stern-gun shot fair and true,
With the heave of the ship, to the stainless blue,
And the great stern-turret stuck.

"Captain, the turret fills with steam,
The feed-pipes burst below --
You can hear the hiss of the helpless ram,
You can hear the twisted runners jam."
And he answered, "Turn and go!"

It was our war-ship Clampherdown,
And grimly did she roll;
Swung round to take the cruiser's fire
As the White Whale faces the Thresher's ire
When they war by the frozen Pole.

"Captain, the shells are falling fast,
And faster still fall we;
And it is not meet for English stock
To bide in the heart of an eight-day clock
The death they cannot see."

"Lie down, lie down, my bold A.B.,
We drift upon her beam;
We dare not ram, for she can run;
And dare ye fire another gun,
And die in the peeling steam?"

It was our war-ship Clampherdown
That carried an armour-belt;
But fifty feet at stern and bow
Lay bare as the paunch of the purser's sow,
To the hail of the Nordenfeldt.

"Captain, they hack us through and through;
The chilled steel bolts are swift!
We have emptied our bunkers in open sea,
Their shrapnel bursts where our coal should be."
And he answered, "Let her drift."

It was our war-ship Clampherdown,
Swung round upon the tide,
Her two dumb guns glared south and north,
And the blood and the bubbling steam ran forth,
And she ground the cruiser's side.

"Captain, they cry, the fight is done,
They bid you send your sword."
And he answered, "Grapple her stern and bow.
They have asked for the steel. They shall have it now;
Out cutlasses and board!"

It was our war-ship Clampherdown
Spewed up four hundred men;
And the scalded stokers yelped delight,
As they rolled in the waist and heard the fight,
Stamp o'er their steel-walled pen.

They cleared the cruiser end to end,
From conning-tower to hold.
They fought as they fought in Nelson's fleet;
They were stripped to the waist, they were bare to the feet,
As it was in the days of old.

It was the sinking Clampherdown
Heaved up her battered side --
And carried a million pounds in steel,
To the cod and the corpse-fed conger-eel,
And the scour of the Channel tide.

It was the crew of the Clampherdown
Stood out to sweep the sea,
On a cruiser won from an ancient foe,
As it was in the days of long ago,
And as it still shall be!

Rudyard Kipling

4th annual PIRATE LUAU !!!

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:57:10 GMT

COME JOIN US FOR A
PIRATE LUAU!!!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

2pm - 7pm is family time (vanilla)

7pm to whenever is adult fun

Hosted by

Capt Weaver (Julie), Silky (Stacy) & Amber (Sean)

2885 sw 198th ave

503-352-9955

stragoiriah1@hotmail.com

RSVP please (fer you pirates, that means tell us ifn yer coming, and how
many yer bringing)

I'll be cooking some jerk pork (mild) on the BBQ as well as various home
grown veggies.there will be coconut cake,potato salad and a pasta salad.

Bring a potluck dish and Pirates love them alckeeholic beverages even
more...

I'll be hostin' the tiki bar whenever around it.got the fixins for
cranberry and guanabana hurricanes, so bring some rum! (virgin hurricanes are yummy too)

We'll be a dressin all piratical, so ifn ya gots pirates clothes, then wear
em...gyspy clothes are great or even a hawaiian shirt is good.(no one will
be turned away for lack of festive attire). we have extra hawaiian shirts
and pirate clothes for those that wants to use em and formal portraits will also be taken at a designated time (we'll lend ya our pirate stuff fer
pictures).

There will be fun and games for all: knife throwing for fun and prizes
(bring yer knife ifn ya want), pirate style fear factor food (10 entrants
only), boffer fighting for thems that like that, along with other stuff not
yet determined...of course there will be a treasure hunt as well! Bring
your wooden weapons or use ours on the wood pummel cage (wood training poles).

light drinking will be appreciated before 7 pm, after 7 pm and ifn yer
gonna drink like a fish, ya gots ta have a driver who ain't or bring yer tent and camp In the yard! Public transit runs til 1am. we have a few tents
available
for use...contact me to reserve them.

Tribe are welcome to come stay on friday.

Sunday the 24 is my birthday,so we will be going to dinner at todai's ifn
any of you want to join us ($25 per person).

I'll be opening my humidor,so bring yer pipe ta smoke some of the best
tabacca around.

This party is strictly VANILLA until after 7pm! so don't misbehave or I'll
throw ya in the hole where don't nobody have no fun!

SO COME TO OUR PARTY!!! or we'll hafta keelhaul yer scurvy arse ;)

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:17:05 GMT

Are You a TechnoPagan?

You are a TechnoPagan if...

... asking what tradition someone comes from is just as important as what operating system they run
... the address of your covenstead begins with http://
... when your quarter candles burn out, a backup system kicks in
... you play pre-recorded drumming music during Circle
... you do cord magic with computer cables
... you do most of your correspondence by email and sign off with Blessed Be
... you draw down the moon using a light-pen
... you calculate the phases of the moon with software
... you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del
... you keep a Disk of Shadows (with encrypted backups)
... you participate in online rituals
... you've tried to use your mouse as a pendulum
... you've ever invited the God and Goddess to come online
... you've ever attached ribbons to a May Pole using a staple gun
... you refer to solitary practice as a stand alone
... you refer to deities using 3-letter acronyms (ODN, LKI, THR)
... you ritually down your server for Samhain
... you tap into the collective unconscious using newsgroups...
... your altar cloth is a mouse pad
... your altar has a keyboard
... your athame has a SCSI interface
... your Book of Shadows is online and has a 6-digit version number
... your candles have batteries
... your cauldron is a crock-pot
... your chimes are electronic
... your circle is a token ring
... your cone of power has a surge suppressor
... your coven is spread over a 12,000 sq. mi. area
... your crystal ball has a horizontal-hold control
... your daemons collect news for you
... your deities include Murphy and Gates
... your familiar is a computer mouse
... your incense is by Glade
... your magic wand is a light pen
... your magical name, email address, and online name are all the same
... your magical writing is done in html or C++
... your meditation retreat locations have electricity, phone jacks and a CompUSA nearby
... your patron deity has a homepage
... your pentacle is made of computer chips
... your ritual robes conceal an electronic organizer or PDA
... your screen-saver signals when your meditation period is over
... your search for truth involves Yahoo and Google
... your tarot cards multi-task
... your technician complains about the wax and incense ash on your motherboard
... your Yule ritual involves defragmentation
... you've been caught using a laser pen to open the circle gate

How many TechnoPagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
If the computer is still working, who cares about the light bulb.

How many TechnoPagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
TechnoPagans don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in IRC chat channels.

How many TechnoPagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows, we couldn't get them to leave the keyboard.

TechnoPagans are often found discussing the best method of removing hot wax from keyboards. Seems unaccustomed to sunlight. Have had coven-mates for years whom they have never seen face to face, much less know which continent they live on.

Distinguishing Signs: Casts circle with #5 torx driver. Chalice contains Jolt. BoS is writtin in Perl. Refers to eclectic ritual as "cross-platforming." Thinks "naked in your rites" means a non-GUI environment.

Are you smiling right now?

Well then, you just might be a TechnoPagan!

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:53:16 GMT

hey all,
we won't have any phone or internet service until feb 15...it's so gonna suck!!!
Weaver and silky

help...

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:01:42 GMT

CALLING ALL RELATIONS!!! friends,family,fleet,tribe or new connections
we need help moving!!!
any help anyone can give will be most wonderful.
moving from east Portland to Aloha.
FEBRUARY 4th...starting at 10am at 14606 ne Glisan st and moving to 2885 sw 198th ave.
we will provide soda,bottled water and snacks and
after move there will be pizza,beer and swissed deer meat & gravy with rice.
we have the largest u-haul available,appliance dolly and boxcart.
also need caring hands with vehicles to transport fragile stuff.

I am offering a trade of services as well...anyone who wants to trade moving and/or cleaning help (clean after the move)I will give you your choice of my professional Domme services,body piercing or amululet/spirit stuff making.

COME ONE...COME ALL...JUST COME AND HELP PLEASE!
503-251-4835

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Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:00:24 GMT

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 18:58:44 GMT

What's Your Japanese Subculture?

You Are a Goth!

You're so gothically outrageous, and you aren't afraid to flaunt it.
Whether you dress up like Robert Smith or a tragic Little Bo Peep,
chances are that you'll be parading around with the rest of the goths at Yoyogi Park on Sunday.
Don't forget your white makeup and blue lipstick! Who knows?
You may just get picked up by one of the seedy photographers.

blogthing

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:36:55 GMT

thanx Nema...

Are you an Obscure or Dominant Element?? {Great pics}

Fire - Dominant

You're a very confident and passionate person... You are a warrior and will fight for those you love...

Animagi form: Phoenix
Most compatible with: Air
Least compatible with:</b> Water
Song: Angel - Aerosmith
Ruling God: Ares

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